Bork bork bork!
There are a few things in life I know for certain, and most of them are about dogs. For example, I know that dogs are super goofy and totally weird sometimes. That's one of the things we love most about them! So -- let us squee in delight together at all the weirdness and let our hearts be mush forever. THANK YOU FOR EXISTING, WEIRDO DOGS OF THE WORLD!